I hear that statement all the time from the Dutchies that come and work at camp! 

     Well, I came across this video which is apparently the Dutch Idols singing at a football game half time show.  You watch and be the judge.  Are the Dutch much?

 

 

You know....I have had this picture on my computer for some time now and I feel that it is missing a caption to go along with it.  Can you help me out?

Who will have the best caption?

So, the other day Primetime has an episode about a woman who had a face transplant.  Seems that she took some pills, fell asleep and while she was sleeping the dog mauled her face.  She woke up feeling no pain and only noticed that there was some blood on her arm.  She realized that things were pretty serious when she lit her cigarette and went to put it in her mouth.  Unfortunately she couldn't because she had no nose, lips, or chin!

She ended up having someone elses face transplanted on her hers.  It was neat to watch it all happen.

This got me to thinking.......What if you had a brain transplant?  Would you still be you, or would you be the owner of the brain?  Where does the soul fit in to all of this?  Does your brain house your soul?  If you were a Chriistian and had a brain transplant and got a brain from a non-Christian, would you still be saved?

Wow!  I have a lot to think about now.....I think I'll go for coffee

Callus Collection

Florence Franklin of Peoria, IL, holds the record. As of Sept 12, 1992, Florence had over 200
pounds of callus (sheets of hardened skin) in her collection."I shave it off people," Florence told
us. "They don't mind.
Some people even autograph the big pieces."

Infestation of Mites (Group)

This record belongs to the 3,859 residents of Kildare, Montana. In 1989, visiting doctors
certified that every person in the town was suffering from scabies, a skin disease caused by mite
infection. "The mites seemed to be jumping from one person to another," the mayor of Kildare told us, "so
we decided to get together and go for the record."

Snail-Sucking (Live)

Armand Forcalquier, of Marseille, France, holds the record. In a contest held on Feb. 12, 1992,
Armand sucked down 1,238 live snails in a little over 4 hours.  "It was not easy," Armand boasted
after he learned the record was his. "They cling to their shells, but they can't get away from me."

Nose Stuffing (Limburger Cheese)

Hans Kleiber, of West Berlin, holds the record. In a contest held on May 1, 1986, Hans managed to
stuff 13 ounces of limburger into his nostrils in less than a minute. Hans' closest competitor
gagged on nine ounces and was disqualified.

Raw Kidney (Eating)

Alice Caldwell of Butte, Montana, holds the record. On Oct. 22, 1991, Alice gobbled up more than
14 pounds of raw veal and lamb kidneys. "Kidneys are a good source of protein and vitamins," Alice
told us. "If you cook them, you lose some of the vitamins. As you can see, I don't care about the
record - I care about my health."

Roach (Largest)

Rita Carlson, of Pasadena, CA, claims the record for having raised the world's largest roach. Her
record-setting roach is over a foot long and weighs close to two pounds (1992). "Plenty of
protein," Rita told us, "and plenty of good, natural vitamins helped to make this roach into a champion.
You should have seen it when I first found crawling around my kitchen."

{There are a couple more roach records.One is highest paid for a roach named Lassie II ($112,450)
and longest living (Lassie, 12 years). Both roaches came from roach aficionado Sheila Biderman.
About the oldest roach, Sheila reports that "she's like one of the family. If she ever gets too old
to poke around food by herself, you can bet I'll do the humane thing and step on her, record or no
record."}

Socks (Continuous Wear)

David Horrigan, of Glen Ridge, NJ, claimed the record in 1989. In a sworn statement, Horrigan has
worn the same pair every day for twenty years and
114 days. In 1983, shoe stores throughout New Jersey banned Andy from their premises. Since then
he has purchased his shoes through the mail.
Andy plans to remove the socks and take a look at his feet in 1999.

Tapeworm (Longest)

Sally Mae Wallace of Great Grits, Mississippi, holds the record. On Sept. 5, 1991, doctors
extracted 37 feet (continuous) of tapeworm from Sally.
"About after 20 feet of that thing had come out of my mouth," Sally told us, "I just knew I had
the record. I was really filled with joy."

Tongue (Hairiest)

Selma Ruby, of Dallas, Texas, holds the record. Selma's tongue is fully covered with hair
(1992)."I've been thinking about having it removed by an electrolysist,"  Selma told us, "though lately
people have been telling me that it's beautiful."

Underarm Hair (Length)

Florence Floss of Ban, Idaho, holds the record .On July 15, 1992, the hair growing out of
Florence's left armpit stretched to a length of 34 inches.
This was more than enough for a record, but Florence hopes to have a yard of hair dangling from
her armpit soon. "I shave the other armpit,"
Florence reported to us.

Feet (Smell)

On Aug. 21, 1991, Wanda Lake, 18, broke the record held by Dave Horrigan. Wanda removed her shoes
in the crowded lobby of a Los Angeles theatre. In the five minutes that followed, the lobby was a
chaotic mass of panic-stricken people trying desperately to escape. In the end, 42 people were
sick, and 14 others had passed out.